Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Friday the 13th: Jason Takes The Snap (NFL QB edition)...continued

Here are the two "Friday the 13th" movies not on the top 10 list.


11.) Freddie vs. Jason
In this movie we see Jason tricked by Freddy into killing to make everyone believe in him again, the only way he can return from Hell. When they start to believe, Freddy returns to haunt the teens in their dreams, angered by Jason's presence in "his" town.

One teen, wise to Freddy's ruse, tricks Jason into turning on Freddy, then tries to kill them both. The film ends with Jason emerging from Crystal lake, holding Freddy's decapitated but winking head.

In real life Donovan has duped Philadelphia into bringing a feared killer, Michael Vick back, in hopes that it might resurrect his own career. Once fans and the organization started to believe in Vick, McNabb became angry that Vick was creeping into the gameplan.

Be careful what you wish for Donovan, it might just come true. It's only a matter of time before fickle Philly fans try to run them both out of town.

12.) Friday the 13th (remake)

Terms/phrases used to describe the movie: big, dumb, waste of time, expensive, over-hyped, pointless, kinda scary, but not really, ineffective, a regression, tasteless, crap, a complete joke, WHY?

Terms/phrases used to describe Oakland QB Jamarcus Russell: see above

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